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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, ''Who's that calling at this time?' ''I don't know! If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!''

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband''.

Wife: Honey I'm pregnant. Me: Well.... what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I'd be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" 

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

Husband: Honey, do u smell that? 

Wife: No. 

Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!

Boy and girl: asked the teacher very important question? "can kids of our age have kids?" 

Teacher replied " NO Never!!" 

Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!

God Joke

Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday & Shatterday. Remember seven days WITHOUT GOD makes One WEAK!!

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